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mydrunkkitchen:

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

WOAH THAT’S SOME HEAVY FACTS

nipplethief:

*watches the x files at 3 in the morning* aliens are real

(via beverlycrushers)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via anninspire)

incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist, via chickenn-noodle)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via schizzar)

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

(via auroratraum)

I can’t stop listening/dancing to this song.

Lip’s Truth or Dare: Single Ladies Dance

(Source: serfborts, via beyoncegifs)

(Source: maudit, via goodmorning--midnight)

bunny-wan-kenobi:

alwaysacatch:

Firefly | This is the entire show in one perfect sentence.

Reblogging this again because I’m re-watching the show and think this quote captures the essence of it. Gosh I forgot how much I love this show.

(Source: hannahorvath, via schizzar)

fallontonight:

Idina Menzel, Jimmy, and The Roots singing “Let It Go” from Frozen with classroom instruments!

(Source: oscarperformeridinamenzel)

(Source: veep-gifs, via deadlinecom)

toocooltobehipster:

this gif was serious until I saw the girl in the back with one eye blinking.

(Source: jdbiebers, via tyleroakley)